Expectation:
Reality:
Then when I get a little more practice:
I feel like a boss and wanna party like this:
But still dance like this:
So I practice with friends and we look like this:
But eventually get good and do this:
And now we can do this:
And this:
And we feel like this:
But are still not as awesome as this:
Couple weeks ago I wrote a tweet about eating expired ham which blossomed into a series of vignettes describing the horrific psychosexual aftermath.
I figured I’d see #expiredham trending globally with everyone sharing their expired ham stories but the internet refused to play ball as usual.
But then my friend Jason drew this for my birthday. Because Jason GETS IT.
Those random occurences of daily life that completely and totally suck.
